I have strapped the weather machine to the roof of the bar. By tomorrow night the marsh will be met with torrential rain that will flood the entire region.
To the Maimanmobile!
Oh wait, I left it out in a swamp for several years...
I think a norse runestone would be awesome, or a statue, but not a lame statue of me standing around like an idiot. Put me on a horse, or a motorcycle, or a jetski, or a chariot formed of all three. That would be dope.