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A bedtime story the younger ones who plan to visit the Zone.

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  16:19:18  21 March 2008
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GoodOlVladwick
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A bedtime story the younger ones who plan to visit the Zone.

This story is all about morales...

So a Stalker named Bob just got out of the death truck, he's all messed up, but he's alive, and he was praising the lord for it, he had made it into the Zone, now he was going to become "BOB. THE GREATEST STALKER EVER", So Bob walked through an old meadow looking for some artefacts, just then, under a tree he saw a glowing rock looking thing "Thats an artefact! Im gonna go snatch that! Psh... So easy. Im 7337 and I pwn the Zone!".

But Bob never got near the tree... In fact they found Bob's mangled meat-chunk's within a 3-mile radius of the tree.

Can YOU guess what happened?
  19:08:20  21 March 2008
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nationalism
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anomoly?
  00:41:47  22 March 2008
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AlaskanKnight
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Oh! Oh! I totally know this one!

Ok, you see, Bob really pissed off his girlfriend, but he doesn't know that, and then she fell for another man and pretty much said to him, "Fuck you", in a message on his cellphone that he managed to get while passing through the only ten-foot by ten-foot patch in the Zone that gets signal! So then he was overcome with grief and he threw himself into a convenient anamoly and quickly, nearly painlessly, and conveniently offed himself!

I bet I'm totally right... In fact, I'd better be!
  02:01:41  22 March 2008
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GoodOlVladwick
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Wow... That's exactly what happened! How'd you figure it out so easily? I commend your knowledge! I thought the 10 foot patch of cell phone service part would throw everyone off, I commend your knowledge!
  04:29:59  22 March 2008
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AlaskanKnight
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YES!

YES! This calls for a victory thrust!

*Makes an exagerated thrusting motion*
 
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