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The best story evar!

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  21:12:41  28 July 2008
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darkreeper93
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07/28/2008 21:16:47
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The best story evar!

So the marked one was at the Dark Valley. He was there with his good ol' sawed off shotgun, hunting down some dirty bandits. When he found some drunk bandits wandering near the bridge, he shot them all. Then he found a nice snork. Marked one gave the snork some food and the snork became friendly towards the marked one. Marked one was very happy because of this and had a party with his snork. He named the snork Gollum and gave him some of his vodka. they were both very drunk and the gollum killed some bandits, loners, military, dutyers and some sciencists and ate them all. when Marked one was training his friend Gollum, the Wolf approached the Marked one and said: "LoL wtf u got snork as ur pet!?!" then Marked one said: "Yea, do you have problem with that? " then some randomly generated bandit spawned behind the wolf and shot him in the back of his face. Gollum killed that n00b and ate it.. Marked one trained the Gollum to: track other people and some mutants. months passed... Gollum finally had a birthday and Marked one wanted to have a party in the bar but the barman told Marked one that ... he owed some vodka to him and let them party as much as they want. then every faction came to the bar. (except for freedom as they are A) scared of snorks B) they are afraid that the duty will kill them and C) they didin't know about the party) Then the Marked one woke up in Cordon and realized that the snorks couldn't be trained as pets/friends and the wolf was still in the cordon since the Marked one hasn't been even in garbage yet and the other factions than loners, dutyers or sciencists wasn't welcome to bar area and there ISN'T any random generator that spawns bandits in the Zone. ThE ENd

(sorry for my bad english since i am finnish )
  14:02:53  30 July 2008
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darkreeper93
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yeah i know it sucked..
  21:00:16  4 August 2008
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odyseus
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not all bad, kinda funny
  22:28:15  4 August 2008
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darkreeper93
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well thx
  05:12:14  10 August 2008
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AlaskanKnight
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