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  22:49:02  28 June 2008
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Tejas Stalker
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On forum: 05/12/2007
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a S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Limerick:

Presenting a S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Limerick:

There once were two Stalkers without care
Who walked right into an Anomaly unaware
Their Bodies imploded
The Vortex exploded
And their Skeletons flew up through the air.

Hard to imagine?
How about some Visuals:

http://forum.abit-usa.com/showpost.php?p=921095&postcount=1449

TS
  23:27:27  28 June 2008
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Fulcrum
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On forum: 12/15/2007
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Hhaha all your pictures. Your screenshot folder is probably bigger than the stalker directory
I wanna go

All alone in a moonlit field.
The start light above dog nest revealed.
Not far past the camp.
Lay an artifact, lit like a lamp.
A blood sucker howls.
And rips out my bowls.
Now his claws are damp.

Its pretty crap
  09:54:16  2 September 2008
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Vintar
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This is a cool thread, dont know why it died. Heres my attempt :

Life in the zone can be scary
the mutants are ugly and hairy
theres one called a blood sucker
he`s a stealthy little f@#ker
so you better be wide eyed and wary
  10:23:39  2 September 2008
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Psynexus
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Psynexus
09/02/2008 10:24:55
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Aww shit... it's a freestyle then is it? Here we go...

There once was a snork named Muck,
Who wanted nothing more than to fuck.
He searched high and low, but what do you know,
Our chum was shit out of luck.

He wondered what it could be,
That others would see him and flee.
He smelt of old pork and sang like Bjork,
So he thought "They're just jealous of me!"

One day he met a Stalker named Plork,
Who thought our snork was an orc.
He bent over with glee, but instead he would see,
Instead of spooning, they'd fork...

Plork left Muck as you would do;
Naked at a strip club on Entertainment Avenue.
Muck knew what to do; for he heard it was true:
In Soviet Russia, road fork you!

Yeah, I'm done. I'm sure I can find something more productive to do.
  11:10:30  2 September 2008
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Vintar
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LMFAO
  12:49:53  2 September 2008
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Steelhawk92
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HAHA Awesome!!
  07:22:38  3 September 2008
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AlaskanKnight
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---QUOTATION---
Plork left Muck as you would do;
Naked at a strip club on Entertainment Avenue.
Muck knew what to do; for he heard it was true:
In Soviet Russia, road fork you!
---END QUOTATION---



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  20:00:28  20 September 2008
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DRIFTING PROPHET
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Nice one indeed
 
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