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  05:31:23  14 June 2010
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Juxt
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So two Bloodsuckers walk into the Bar and ask for someone to drink...
  05:56:50  14 June 2010
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Strelok08
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So two Bloodsuckers walk into the Bar and ask for someone to drink...
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BLARGHBLARGHBLARGH
  06:06:35  14 June 2010
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Thrashdude
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Seconded.

Ahem,BLARGHBLARGHBLARGH
  06:08:11  14 June 2010
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Maiman
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I used to own a blargh to english dictionary but I threw it out, it didn't have many pictures
  06:20:07  14 June 2010
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DeltaForce95
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It's spring in Chernobyl,the grass is blue,the birds are barking.
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Even though I call douche on this for copying
I like it hahaha gave me a chuckle
I'm not good at humor but by all means keep posting guys
  06:28:24  14 June 2010
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Thrashdude
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I know it is Strelok22's joke.
  07:27:25  14 June 2010
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Strelok08
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The only other "joke" of Strelok's is after he was amnesia'd (yes, I have verb'd it). It seems it is more of a cruel joke played on Strelok.

Parts of the Zone were vacuumed up to the sky by some evil man or demon with money. He said it was too much for one game to have.

The man then castrated any living stalker of going outside a level and traveling to another, though there were exceptions where a lucky stalker could go to a different area.

Note that all of the above is based on nothing but what the Zone has told me ^.^

Or maybe I was just on LSD.
  05:49:45  27 June 2010
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Dabur
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no more jokes ?

  10:31:13  29 June 2010
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Maiman
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completely original jokes ;D

The Monolith appears in a stalkers head and tells him to shoot all stalkers on sight and paint the sarcophagus blue.
"why blue?" the stalker asks
"I knew you wouldn't ask about the first part" the monolith replies

An old woman stands in the market with a "Chernobyl mushrooms for sale" sign. A man goes up to her and asks, "Hey, what are you doing? Who's going to buy Chernobyl mushrooms?" And she tells him, "Why, lots of people. Some for their boss, others for their mother-in-law..."

A grandson asks his grandfather: "Grandpa, is it true that in 1986 there was an accident at Chernobyl Nuclear Power Plant?" "Yes, there was." — answered the Grandpa and patted the grandson's head. "Grandpa, is it true that it had absolutely no consequences?" "Yes, absolutely" — answered the Grandpa and patted the grandson's second head. (Often added "And they strolled off together, wagging their tails" .

A Soviet newspaper reports: "Last night the Chernobyl Nuclear Powerstation fulfilled the Five Year Plan of heat energy generation in 4 microseconds."

A very rumpled stalker peeks into an medical room and slurs at the medic: "Mm-eedic, wou'd you ex-xamine a drunk stalker?.." The medic sighs and says, "Sure, why not." The rumpled stalker turns around and slurs into the hallway: "G-guys, c-carry 'im in."
  04:29:03  12 July 2010
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Pawns4Mons
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completely original jokes ;D

A grandson asks his grandfather: "Grandpa, is it true that in 1986 there was an accident at Chernobyl Nuclear Power Plant?" "Yes, there was." — answered the Grandpa and patted the grandson's head. "Grandpa, is it true that it had absolutely no consequences?" "Yes, absolutely" — answered the Grandpa and patted the grandson's second head. (Often added "And they strolled off together, wagging their tails" .


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Second head?

how did you miss this one maiman.

bow chicka bow wow?
 
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