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  09:40:26  16 June 2007
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Rogue367
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Rogue367
06/16/2007 10:54:43
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We are the f*cking bold French !

Sorry, you barbarian foreigner can't copy the stuff at all.

Go live 20 years in Paris, drink red wine every day, learn the Argot Muche slang, eat raw garlic with blue steack and roquefort, meditate on our glorious flag waving in the wind of Liberty, read Musset, Voltaire, stare at our monuments and buildings, get a grip of our culture, see how we are World Champions for strikes and stinky rich country, learn we are simply the very first touristic destination in the whole World, and just cry because you're not French.

I could hint you more, but it would just be a waste of time. Not that I have anything against the wild rest of the World.
  12:24:32  16 June 2007
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Krelian
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Krelian
06/16/2007 12:25:25
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We are the f*cking bold French !

Sorry, you barbarian foreigner can't copy the stuff at all.

Go live 20 years in Paris, drink red wine every day, learn the Argot Muche slang, eat raw garlic with blue steack and roquefort, meditate on our glorious flag waving in the wind of Liberty, read Musset, Voltaire, stare at our monuments and buildings, get a grip of our culture, see how we are World Champions for strikes and stinky rich country, learn we are simply the very first touristic destination in the whole World, and just cry because you're not French.

I could hint you more, but it would just be a waste of time. Not that I have anything against the wild rest of the World.
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HEHEHEH,, ROFL!!

WE, FROM THE WILD **REST OF THE WORLD**, HUMBLY APOLOGISE, SIR ROGUE..........367.

PS! We also apologise for the caps_)
  12:32:29  16 June 2007
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Xoffus
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On forum: 04/13/2007
 

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06/16/2007 15:17:49
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Nice story Rogue!

Fortunately I can speak french (the second language in my country) and english (duh otherwise I wouldn't be on this forum, I know) so I get twice the pleasure


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... l'autre ventru me dégoise ses salades à deux balles
...the other fatty vomit some more bullshit

Bon, revenons à notre fameuse patrouille. Ils doivent être bien équipés... Dangereux, mais bien équipés. Bien équipés, et donc dangereux. Tant pis, qui ne risque rien n'a rien: je les allume. Evidemment, j'arrive pas à les descendre à cette distance. Mais ils arrivent en courant, se couvrant mutuellement. C'est ce que je voulais. Embusqué derrière un arbre, j'en descends un de deux décharges de chevrotines à bout portant. Cool. J'arrive à récupérer son flingue, un PM amélioré, et ses munitions. Très cool. Mais les autres m'allument sérieux, je peux pas tenir. En plus, en v'là d'autres qui rappliquent de tous les côtés. Je cours comme un dératé, et ils me poursuivent !

(Ok, let's go back to the patrol affair. They must be well equiped... Dangerous, but well equiped. Welle equiped, therefore dangerous. Too bas, who does'nt risk does'nt succeed: I open fire. Of course, at that distance, I hit nothing but air. But they do rush toward me, covering each other. That's what I wanted. Hidden behind a tree, a ambush one with two buckshots from no distance. Cool. I manage to take his gun: an enhanced MG, and some ammo. Very cool. But the others are getting serious, I can't hold

... une meute de chiens se mèle à la conversation
... a dog pack invites itself into the conversation

Il me file deux ou trois bricoles et du cash. Je me dépêche de farfouiller à gauche à droite: on a jamais trop de munitions et de bandages dans la zone...

He gives me two or three things and some cash. I hurry seaching around the place: you just never get enough ammo and bandages in the zone...)

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Here are some of the lines I liked 'cause of the way it sounds in french. French is an elegant language and it comes out well in these lines I think.
It just the way things are described in French.
  19:20:46  16 June 2007
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Rogue367
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Ha ha ! Canadian ? TY for compliments *blush* I'm just a lame translator... It would sure have been better (in it's english version) if intended for english speaking people to start with...

But if you've got courage and time, don't hesitate to make your own english version of the story...

And yes: french's quiet handy to describe "tastefully" some pecular situations...

*edit* Oh, I see you're from the "wrong" part of Belgium Don't worry, the scientists will sure find some cure for you throat disease ! (kidding)

(but they'll never find anything to cure the French from their awfull taste for mocking the rest of the poor World: we pay them for that...)
  20:50:36  16 June 2007
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Krelian
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06/16/2007 20:51:27
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Lol, now im jealous of the French people!

So i learned a wee bit of French if you don't mind.

^^
Je Suis Jalouse!!!!!!!!

here is the link for a French song with the same name on the Youtube ,check it out!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2BEhk1fqZo

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  21:34:04  16 June 2007
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Rogue367
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On forum: 04/08/2007
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Lol, now im jealous of the French people!

So i learned a wee bit of French if you don't mind.

^^
Je Suis Jalouse!!!!!!!!

here is the link for a French song with the same name on the Youtube ,check it out!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2BEhk1fqZo

piece
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Nice link... Well, I stand more on Punk Rock and other stuff, but what. Just one thing: I don't know if you realise that "jalouse" is the feminine of "jaloux". Just in case you would be inapropriate to the gender (well, for a French term just cannot be inapropriate to anything coming from abroad...)
  08:55:55  17 June 2007
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Xoffus
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Xoffus
06/17/2007 8:56:42
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Ha ha ! Canadian ? TY for compliments *blush* I'm just a lame translator... It would sure have been better (in it's english version) if intended for english speaking people to start with...

But if you've got courage and time, don't hesitate to make your own english version of the story...

And yes: french's quiet handy to describe "tastefully" some pecular situations...

*edit* Oh, I see you're from the "wrong" part of Belgium Don't worry, the scientists will sure find some cure for you throat disease ! (kidding)

(but they'll never find anything to cure the French from their awfull taste for mocking the rest of the poor World: we pay them for that...)
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Yes I'm from the Dutchspeaking part of Belgium. But don't worry we have the same idea of the French as you do.
We also tend to like our own people better than other countries but the disadvantage is we are such a wee small country that we or obligated to like everyone

But If you like Rogue, you can have "La Wallonie". Then we'll just create our own Democratic Republic of Flanders (not the simpson character, the country, remember "in flanders fields during WW1" )

just kidding, I like my country (both 2 parts of it). But as most of my fellow dutchspeaking Belgians we would like to see more autonomous powers moved to 'Vlaanderen'.
But I fear that in about a few decades a splitting of the 2 parts shall be necessary.
 
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