| 06:25:37 2 November 2017
On forum: 08/30/2014
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Old Joke...New context|
That one has been told all over the world I'd reckon. But perhaps the first time with the 'Zone' reference...
Yeah, migrating South where it is warmer. I'm made for warmer climate than what we have here in Denmark.
You and me both PCDania, I hate the fricking cold...although you guys get colder weather than we ever do, but still
| 02:27:14 5 November 2017
I hunt and I'm damn good at it.
On forum: 04/26/2007
Having fun posting this around...and it is funny. |
Howdy Kane... Good to see ya! Been awhile since our Basilov Operation... Molecule, I'll stand drinks for everyone, Old Friend...
Subject: Fw: Fwd: Amazing Copper Implants.......
Is this the fabulous KAPOW! procedure? ZAP also has a similar process under development I am told..
I have heard that you can have the implant in your house, office or where ever you may be. What service!.
The Marines must be jealous as can be. They are working on a similar program called PLOP.
Via Dia De Los Murtros Emo
COPPER COATED MICROCHIP IMPLANT
ALLOWS TERRORISTS TO SPEAK TO GOD
The implant is specifically designed to be injected in the forehead.
When properly installed, it will instantly allow the terrorist to speak to God.
It comes in various sizes: Generally from .223 to .50 cal.
The exact size of the implant will be selected by a well-trained and highly skilled technician, who will also make the injection.
No anesthetic is required. The implant is likely to be painless.
Side effects, like headaches, nausea, aches or pains are extremely temporary.
Some bleeding or swelling may occur at the injection site. In most cases, it’s not noticeable.
Please enjoy the security we provide for you.
United States Army
McKenzie maxim; The day you forget to take care of your weapon... she will return the favor.
Rule One; If it breathes, make it stop.
Rule Two; Always observe Rule One.
Rule Three; Revenge does not care who it eats...as long as it gets fed.