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 01:50:19 19 August 2007 |
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Siro
Local Law-Enforcement
(Moderator)
On forum: 03/02/2005
Message edited by:
Siro
02/26/2012 7:07:46
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The Zoners and Loners Bar
"By the time you leave, you'll need a blood-sucker to lower your blood-alcohol level."
Welcome to the bar. I am Siro, the bartender, bouncer, and owner of this fine establishment. Victor, my Slovenian Ass-Monkey,* will serve you if I am not around.
*(gets its name from being able to carry many objects at once, like a mule, which is also called an Ass. Looks like a normal Capuchin monkey, but darker)
Picture of the Bar (by Siro): http://img73.imageshack.us/my.php?image=dsc00335mv9.jpg
Please, when you come in, close the gates of the compound. Feel free to have a drink. We've got different brands of vodka, samogon, beer, and some specialties come in occasionally.
Menu:
Russian Standart, Finlandia, and Belomorkanal vodka the main brands of vodka that we have.
Beer...well, we've got Baltica, Sibirskaya Korona, Duvel, Leffe, Guiness, and some others. The harder the beer is to get, the more it costs.
We also make food. You're welcome to order a local delicacy, some usual dishes that we might have ingredients for, and the usual sausage, bread, cheese, and salo.
Smoking is allowed, and we sell some cig brands, if anyone would like some. If you don't smoke, you can deal with it, put on a gas-mask, start smoking, or get the hell out.
We also sell a various assortment of firearms and ammunition. Just give me a PDA message and I'll see if I have what you want.
List of weapons in stock, quantity, and prices:
https://www.gsc-game.com/main.php?t=community&s=forums&s_game_type=xr&thm_page=&thm_id=11143&page=1301&sort=ASC&sec_id=1
Deltafart's post, 7th post down.
Rules:
WARNING! Politically Incorrect Zone! You have no right to be offended for no good reason.
-Keep your weapons holstered.
-All factions are allowed...as long as they're neutral toward loners.
-No shooting unless absolutely necessary (I'll be the judge of that).
-No theft.
-No destruction or damaging of the property.
-Pay what you owe and no one gets hurt.
-No verbal abuse.
-If you leave the bathroom a mess, you'll lick it up yourself.
-Don't piss off or provoke the owner.
-No K*beep*ing or Ez*beep*ing allowed. Punishable by death.
-Do not abuse Victor.
-Everything else is allowed. Anything not covered is allowed unless owner says otherwise.
-Keep this a friendly place, goddammit!!
-You're not leaving until you're satisfied.
-Keep it dark.
-NO second chances.
Event Schedule:
Mondays: Gimp-Fights in basement in Peanut-Butter pit with non-lethal close-combat weapons. Do your part to help build a tunnel to Moscow and install a train-car for comfortable travel by placing bets today! You may also participate. Gimp-suits will be provided for you.
Tuesdays: Ass-Monkey is willing to play against challengers in Starcraft or Dawn of War. Bets accepted and go into "Railway to Heaven" fund.
Wednesdays: Target Practice in courtyard with weapon of choice (if in stock). Bets also accepted.
Fridays: Drinks half-price for everyone.
Saturdays: AKs-74u's for sale at 30% discount. Weapon repair half-price. Swingin' Siro and the Snorkettes perform at 21:00.
Sundays: Barbecue day! Siro and other willing participants make delicious barbecue from choice pieces of beef, mutton, pork, and anything else you want grilled. Stop by, and have yourself a sausage.
http://img530.imageshack.us/my.php?image=dsc00711pb4.jpg
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Am I forgetting anything? Just say so!
Announcements:
Theft will be punished by hanging...upside down in the coutryard of the bar and allowing everyone to smear sshhh...ocolate on the accused... - all offenders will be shot and thrown in a ditch henceforth until further notice. I've had it.
Same goes for everyone. 
In case of fire or attack by hostile faction or mutants, please study and memorize the Bar Evacuation Plan:
http://img74.imageshack.us/img74/2522/evacuationplan.jpg
The Story of the Man She Loved - by Siro
http://tinyurl.com/yecfnxz -in progress
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"Люби меня, и я для тебя горы сдвину! Обидь меня, и я свалю эти горы тебе на голову." - Неизвестен
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| 02:10:51 19 August 2007 |
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Rogue367
Rogue Stalker
(Resident)
On forum: 04/08/2007
Message edited by:
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08/19/2007 2:16:46
Messages: 1779
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Mmmm... No "Monolith Darker Stout" ? Much better than Guiness in my opinion... And beware: licking toilets is just a way to get more free beer, some are going to do it on purpose.
And: does burning down the bar counts as "damaging furniture" ?
I'll beat Viktor at Dawn of War any time: I've practised with my 5 years old 
That remind me I should buy the last add-on
Ah: are sharpened cobalt enhanced knives "weapons" ? Does count backstabbing unaware rookie in a dark corner as a provocation ?
Happy time on sunday, my suggestion: Er... *under construction*
Finaly: my religion forbid the use of peanuts butter. So, don't ever pretend I was in the basement (not that part anyway). |
| 02:22:29 19 August 2007 |
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nadoudidou
(Senior)
On forum: 05/17/2007
Messages: 148
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Rogue: what's the english for "longue vie au roi" ? ^^
thanks
Go to hell! I'll catch ya later.
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| 02:29:54 19 August 2007 |
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Rogue367
Rogue Stalker
(Resident)
On forum: 04/08/2007
Message edited by:
Rogue367
08/19/2007 2:30:15
Messages: 1779
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Rogue: what's the english for "longue vie au roi" ? ^^
thanks
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Long live the King ? (unless there is a specific idiomatic expression for that...) |
| 02:55:33 19 August 2007 |
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Rogue367
Rogue Stalker
(Resident)
On forum: 04/08/2007
Message edited by:
Rogue367
08/19/2007 14:14:43
Messages: 1779
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A brief History of the Bar
First bar was created by Rogue367 (around march/april 2007), with permission of Don Reba, and active collaboration of Siro. It was:
The Famous Unofftopicable Bar: a place to rest for tired Stalkers
That bar was mysteriously burned down after even more mysterious disputes about some unclear moral issue.
The second bar was soon built, and kept the same name.
It went burned down *again*, after obscure events nobody can remember. Be be sure if we identify the bastard, we'll savage him. (that bar went over 200 pages...)
The third bar was built by Charnaal. Satisfied by that, he sold it to Siro for a free drink.
Stierlitz is the one who organized the votes for the new name of the bar. 15 bastards against 10 normal people decided democracy should prevail, and that we all should turn away from old habits. Rogue367 was against the change, but the Revolution won.
Troubled by the events, Kami-katze, a female Bar vet, decided to leave the Bar. Nobody can say why. She'll be kept in memories.
Nightwolf is the dude (USA) who won the contest for the new name. And, fun enough to mention: Rogue367 voted for his proposal.
Siro, new owner of the Bar, moved it slightly in the direction of his former tunnel to Moscow. Nobody can understand why.
Some bar pionniers: Rogue367, Siro, Kami-katze, Ceano and one or two others were the first ones to dare "show pic". In that time, they belonged the the unformal secret bar club: "The Daring Ones".
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Who dared next ? Here The other Daring Ones at this day
Stierlitz, Sajeezzar, NightWolf, Earlywine, Xoffus, Mr_Molecule, thewraith, Serensius, fatrap, Savat, nadoudidou, and zombiedinosaur.
And here we are !
PS: if anyone remember anything worth mentioning, let me know: I'll edit this post. But keep in mind the editing is only available for a while, and that "Bar History" should stay on first page. |
| 03:14:42 19 August 2007 |
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Rogue367
Rogue Stalker
(Resident)
On forum: 04/08/2007
Messages: 1779
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---QUOTATION---
*opens the door and peeks around*
Whoa! A new bar has opened! So what's going to happen to the other one: "The Bar!!"? Now I wonder in which one to continue our funny discussion. 
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Here: the other one will be locked in 48 hours, and moved to the archives in 72 hours, like Siro said. |
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