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  13:14:28  25 April 2009
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Manic
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On forum: 12/14/2008
Messages: 55
Best laugh I have had for ages, thanks Arnoldx.

BTW the NPC's already run like crazy when you toss a gren, so when the player tosses a dump, NPC's freak and run for their lives for the nearest cover.
Just give the dump, gren properties minus the explosion, that shouldn't be too hard to mod?
  04:32:46  6 April 2009
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RDXDukeOfHazard
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On forum: 09/23/2008
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LOL When you get cought on the job (so to speak) by a bloodsucker.

Imagine 3rd person vew running away from a bloodsucker trying to pull your pants while trying to get your gun out.
Will you be able to take a dump anywhere? Man you'd have to look out where you step.

Would mutants have to take a dump too?



EVERYONE STOP!!!!!!!!

I'M TAKING A DUMP!

LOL
  06:29:08  30 March 2009
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Audioave10
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On forum: 07/19/2008
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NO...you need a fart mod like in Blazing Saddles!

  12:30:08  8 March 2009
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BB_Berserk
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On forum: 04/06/2008
Messages: 124
massive lols!
  01:06:34  8 March 2009
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beyonder
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On forum: 04/08/2007
 

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beyonder
03/08/2009 1:09:18
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And i can clearly envision a guy in the group needing to do "more" yelling in a tortured voice: "patsaneee, veruchajee...stonivuch" or whatever "Hey guys, wait up" would sound like.
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"Aw crap, Igor's got the runs again."

Now imagine the animation when a NPC is dying and laying on his side. Turn it 90 degrees up, place him next to a tree and... Move to a safe distance.

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When everyone gets down to the brown level, I'd say that only a handful of people in the Zone would NOT have the runs. Canned meat, bread and sausages. Trust me, I know. Google "IBS".
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-beyonder
  20:44:19  7 March 2009
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DooMike
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On forum: 01/31/2009
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Man you guys are a sick bunch, but this thread cracked me up!

It isn´t a half-bad idea to implement in a mod, as i can clearly envision a group of stalkers on the move, stopping by some trees to take a piss.

And i can clearly envision a guy in the group needing to do "more" yelling in a tortured voice: "patsaneee, veruchajee...stonivuch" or whatever "Hey guys, wait up" would sound like.

However, on a serious note, the number two "action" ought to be a serious risk to perform, as one would have to un-suit and drop the primary weapon, low-crouching with just knife/pistol enabled...
  14:13:25  26 February 2009
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Sgt Doom
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On forum: 08/01/2008
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A new take on the phrase "caught with your pants down" when a Pseudogiant interrupts your bowel movements.
  04:55:07  21 February 2009
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BB_Berserk
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On forum: 04/06/2008
Messages: 124
Hahah, mate this is defs funny shit

I can just imagine getting into a firefight then needing to shit, so you dive behind a tree and pinch a loaf then get back to it all the time bullets are whizzing by! Lol i would love to play with a mod like this.
  16:40:16  19 February 2009
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Audioave10
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On forum: 07/19/2008
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Implementing such a mod would be a crap-shoot.
  23:54:03  14 February 2009
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Cake Muncher
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On forum: 01/08/2009
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Lol! I love the throwing poo idea!

Like a bloodsucker suddenly appears while you're pooping somewhere then you throw poo at it's face and it runs away, because of the smelly radiated poo.

What if you accidentally poo in your suit? (Lol SEVA with closed breathing system, that would be nasty..) Maybe Marked One would cough a bit or you need to take your suit out and right click then click "Clean".
 
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